Revealed: The 5 Most Dangerous Dogs In The World!

Undoubtedly it’s going to be controversial. Without fear of chicken counting, it will receive a lot of traffic. And without any element of doubt, it might cause ripples but it needs to be out there, for the public to know. We’ve decided to publicly name the five MOST dangerous dogs on the planet.

The Most Dangerous Dogs in the World

in reverse order:

5. Badly fed dog.

Badly fed dog is the animal who’s been fuelled up with a diet fit for an Olympic weight lifter, but who only ever gets to expend about 20% of the calories he takes in. He’s got lots of energy and his mismatched diet can manifest in bouts of sudden energetic rampaging. Badly fed dog would ask you to consider; how you would feel spending your day in an office when every inch of your body is throbbing and twitching as you crave the opportunity to actually use up some of those excess calories. Badly fed dog would be happier and safer if his diet reflected his lifestyle.

4. Never had any friends dog.

Otherwise known as ‘totally under socialised dog’.

He was a little naughty when he was a puppy, so his owner decided he’d be better off being kept away from all other forms of animal life. He now spends his days obsessing over what it would be like to chase other dogs around and, by George, one of these days he’s gonna actually do it!

Never had any friends dog is going to present his owner with a lifetime of problems, he has no social skills and has never had a chance to learn natural interaction through the teachings of his own kind. He’ll meet new dogs and will be about as socially adept as a 45-year old virgin at a Playboy mansion party. He’s going to blow it. Big time.

3. Shouty.

Shouty is the dog who has spent most of his life shouting at folks or being shouted at himself. He sees people on his street, he shouts at them. In turn, his owner shouts at him. Shouty presumes being shouted at is a recognition of his excellent work. In fact, hearing his owner shouting in response to his own shouting encourages his assumption that they’re just as upset, anxious, nervous, angry as HE is about the audacity of other people/dogs/pigeons to walk past his window. Shouty is relentlessly encouraged and endorsed in his shouty behaviour and, a bit like no friends dog, shouty spends his days imaging how good it will be when he FINALLY gets his chance to get face to face with the objects of his ire.

2. House proud.

House proud dog is SO touchy about people coming to his digs unannounced, he’ll happily maim you for your insolence in trying to visit his abode without obtaining the correct visitation paperwork.

House proud dog does a line in dishing out injuries to posties, meter readers and delivery people. Fortunately for house proud dog, his owners absolutely REFUSE to believe he is capable of violence, so leave him completely unattended to dish out his own brand of justice to anyone brash enough to consider entering his domain.

1. Spoilt dog.

“That’s mine and these are mine, those are mine, I’m entitled to that, I believe that I saw that first, I lay claim to those, I own all of these, I’m the rightful proprietor of this…”

Welcome to the world of spoilt dog. Quite simply, he believes everything he wants, he can have. Woe betide anyone to tell him differently. His timid owners have never had the heart to let him know that in the human world, simply showing your teeth and growling doesn’t constitute a legal contract on the ownership of goods. They let him off and, worse, they let him keep his spoils, which he’ll gather up and place in his own corner of the world.

Sadly, spoilt dog is, one day, going to meet someone who is unaware that he has previously laid claim to every possession on earth. Unfortunately, unlike spoilt dog’s owners, this person is going to have to find out the hard way just how deep spoilt dog’s sense of entitlement runs. Really hard luck if it happens to be a youngster, blissfully ignorant to the fact that the shiny ball on the floor is spoilt dog’s most prized possession (at that VERY moment). A few stitches and a spell in hospital ought to serve as a permanent reminder though.

[What? You didn't think there was a such a thing as a list of 'dangerous dog breeds' did you? Pffft.]

PS: End bsl.

You know it makes sense.

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About Ryan O'Meara

Ryan O'Meara is a former dog trainer who now writes about and comments on all matters dog. He is the publisher of K9 Magazine and Total Dog Magazine.

80 thoughts on “Revealed: The 5 Most Dangerous Dogs In The World!

  1. Thanks so much for this. I’m a dog groomer AND trainer & I can’t tell you how many times I’ve said this same stuff Over and OVer and OVER….til’ I’m blue in the face. I wish people HAD to read this before they were allowed to own any dog!!! Definitely sharing…a LOT!!!

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  2. To Musher, it may be true that you have dogs that are chained up most of the time and these dogs cause no harm. I think the point of this article is to enlighten folks as to the types of abuse dogs face. Chaining a dog most of the time is not a great scenerio even if the dog does not act out. No one would want to be chained like that. Not an animal or human. On the whole I would have to say chaining dogs is not the best way to care for a pet. Let them come inside and be a part of your family. I am sure they would prefer that to a life of chains.

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  4. First let me say that I do overall agree with the article and I am against BSL. However, a friend of mine just adopted a Staffy and a Pit Bull, they got along great until one came to close to the others food bowl. They’ve had 2 altercations and both required vet visits (stitches) where as my dogs (Rottie and Border mixes) have arguments that are never bloody. My friend has made the adjustments to avoid fights but I have to say, I’m glad my dogs don’t get that physical.

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  5. I would change the wrongly fed dog just because I think the lazy, selfish parents should EXERCISE their dogs instead of just changing their diet. I love that the blame is put where it usu. belongs. However, there are exceptions. I have one dog who is a shouty dog. He wasn’t that way, though, before a vet I trusted abused him in the back room, then told me he lightly “corrected” him. Now he sees everyone as a potential abuser until they’re known to him.

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  6. To believe that it is 100% the dog owners fault 100% of the time and never the dog ever under any circumstance is absurd! As with humans and other species some will have “bad” genetics and some dog breeds will be more predisposed to these “bad” genetics then others.

    To disagree you have to be a dog lover. ;-)

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  7. I have to admit when I saw the title of this article I was very apprehensive but after reading it couldn’t be more pleased. Bravo! If more owners took responsibility for their lack of understanding of canine behavior we wouldn’t have so many dogs euthenized every year. Do you know how many times in training I’ll ask a client why they chose their breed? They’re response is almost always ” cutest puppy there”. Really? They have no idea of the breed’s characteristics. Thank you for this article.

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  8. Has nothing to do with the breed….The owners make the dog the “dangerous dog”! I have two rescue dogs the one was terribly abused and used as a paintball target :( I have had her since june last year and she still cowers when voices are raised so to ease her fears we just started slowly but play loudly with her, she is coming around.. the other was yelled at alot she is a nervous piddler. but both are unbelieveable blows my mind at how forgiving dogs are..! Adopt a pet, save a life <3

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  9. I agree with what has been said and like people dogs must have boundries taught to it so the dog understands what is acceptable behaviour. I also believe that the breed of dog & what they were bred for can be a disposition to temperament and this cannot be ignored. This is especially important to train properly a dog bred for fighting & aggression. Peoples ignorance lead to many unnecessary & horrible problems. My husband was a victim of two pitbull x mastiffs owned by a out of control steroid junkie who trained his dogs to be aggressive like him. My hubby has great chucks missing from his legs & arms & numerous skin grafts & permanent nerve damage. He is only alive because someone came to his aid. So if these breeds are in the hands of irresponsible owners then they are dangerous. I have seen this first hand & I have had many beautiful canine friends over the years so I love dogs.

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    Alex Reply:

    Debra,
    the point is that *any* dog that is trained to be aggressive or treated aggressively will be aggressive, regardless of breed.
    The nastiest dog I have ever known was a golden lab and I have met many pitbulls that have had the worst life experiences that are quite lovely. Please don’t cave in to the stereotype – there is no mysterious jaw lock mechanism, they really aren’t any different than any other breed when handled correctly (albeit a little bit physically stronger)- ergo it is not the breed it’s the owner.
    There might be a small percentage that have brain chemistry imbalances (much the same as humans), however this is a very small proportion and is likely to show up in any breed – in fact if it is genetic it is more likely show in more in-bred breeds (the old adage about pure colour cocker spaniels springs to mind). The fact of the matter is that the evidence completely refutes any grounds for BSL, bull breeds do not top the attack statistics (- it is typically high energy working breeds that do, although bullies top the media coverage of attack satistics) and BSL has no impact on dog attack stats when one breed is outlawed another takes it’s place as the next to be feared. When animal protection societies – the people who deal with the worst of these issues – tell you BSL doesn’t work, it doesn’t work.

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    Diana Reply:

    I completely agree with your final point Alex. What I would like to add, is if you as a dog owner feel the need to get a highly surrendered breed, (bulls, cattle dogs, shepherds and active terrier breeds) you need to be prepared to work them. That is why they have difficulties- they were all bread to work. I have a JRT cross and a Collie cross. The collie is a rescue and has some issues I am working on, but both are very nice dogs, as long as they get the proper exercise AND mental stimulation. If one or the other is missing they pester me and terrorise each other. (I would like to add it is rare that this happens, but when it is so cold they don`t want to be out as it was this week it does happen sometimes)

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  10. The one about dogs with no friends I don’t agree with. My 6 year old min pin couldn’t even get along with his mom and dad when he was a puppy. My friend is a Min pin breeder so we got him from her and used to bring him back to visit at least once a week. He always fought with his mom and had power struggles with his dad. I used to walk him with my friend and her dog and even though it was something we did ALL the time he would still try to bite her dog everytime he saw him. No matter how many times I’ve introduced him to other other dogs (starting when he was a puppy) he behaves badly. Because of that I keep him from other dogs..except for our Jack Russell who after 2 years he still has issues with.

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  11. What about Scaredy Dog? This one is really dangerous. He’s learned that humans kick and shout and hit, so he has to protect himself the only way he can. By biting first and asking questions later.

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    Peg Demaine Reply:

    Right on the mo et, Sam!

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  12. Right on the money, Sam!
    As a pro trainer, the scared dog is a contender for the most dangerous! Worse, the owner that tries to “love” the fear out of them… When they console the fearful dog, they are actually tell the dog it’s okay to be scared!!

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  14. I was hesitant about reading this article. I thought it was going to be one of those ‘Most Dangerous Dog Breeds’ articles when any breed can be dangerous. I read a comment on another website that said a Golden Retriever mauled somebody and nobody rallied to ban the breed. I also read an article that said a lady needed face reconstruction due to a Labrador. I read an article that said a pack of Newfoundlands killed a Labrador. (I apologize for not providing links to these articles and comments, but I found them several years ago.) I think you should add ‘Fear-Aggressive Dog’ because, that can look like the dog just being mean due to an uneducated person. I also think you should change the title ‘Badly Fed Dog’ to ‘Underexercised Dog’. I actually got confused when I read the subsection title ,but I did read the whole subsection. Otherwise, you`re absolutely right. BSL does need to be ended.

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